Sunday, September 20, 2009

my veins run cougar blue

i would just like to start my blog off with a moment of silence.... actually more like a moment of prayer..... byu lost last night. and not just a disappointing loss. i'm talking a heart-wrenching, faith-shaking, tear-jerking, stomach-lurching kinda loss. let's all pray for them in the future and be silent for the tragedy of last night. props florida state- for making me CRY ON COMMAND...... and for the record i will ALWAYS be a cougar fan. i will never give up on you COUGARS!! and when i'm 40 i would still like to be known as a cougar. COUGAR THROUGH AND THROUGH. cougar blue runs through my veins!

stoked before the game.... that quickly turned into a frown



ok now to more random blogging done by yours truly!

been on some great dates lately. one in particular involves my beautiful friend kacey with a beautiful harley. oh baby!! anyways i'm just out here advertising for kawabunga bay. it was awesome. grant it, i didn't have to pay but i do say it was totally fun. an afternoon of crazy water wonderland!! and the next thing i'd like to advertise is ECHELON CONSPIRACY. a fabulous movie with the beautiful shane west. please please watch it. u won't regret it. it was 2 of the best hours of my life!! NICK!! LAURYN! good times. crazy bread! pizza. yum.

this is my cousin lauryn: who i RAVE about all the time!



I'M EMPLOYED!!!

SPIDER INFESTATION..... we have a spider problem. oh my word!!! i see AT LEAST 2 spiders a day. hobo spiders. black widows. brown recluses. basically i predict my death will be by spiders. me and annie tried to disinfect our place and we cleaned and RAID-SPRAYED for 5 hours but to no help. two days later i saw a HUGE A* spider and the boys next door rushed over at 2 am (like they've done before) to kill it. thanks moby dicks! and i have been bitten twice now by these house spiders. oh my word. and in the winter it is going to get worse. and i've complained to our landlord a MANY times and i finally threatened him with byu houseing office so he said he will get a fumagator. i hope so. oh bother!!! i'm scared and sooooooooooooooooo on the verge of peeing my pants, having a seizure, and dying from fright CONSTANTLY! pray for me!

I SPENT OVER $100 ON MIDNIGHT NEW MOON SHOW TICKETS. BIG GROUP PARTY MIDNIGHT PREMIER CANNOT WAIT. november 19th will be the LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE with anticipationg and hyperventalating!!!! oh edward. oh jacob. oh love <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL BECCA!!
u are no longer a teen. finally! for bec's birthday a big group of us went to karoake at applebee's. it was glorious (and i love getting free meals. haven't bought groceries in weeks!) and lauryn, annie, me, kelly, and bec sang "crazy" by the classic britney spears in honor of how we feel about becca and the beloved chase (a utes fan but i try not to let that be his label) and the hilarious jordan seranaded her with "teardrops on my guitar" by taylor swift while bec's bf, matt, sat by. haha. THEY DID NOT know the tune and butchered the song (which i'm sure kanye would have been happy about) but we belted along to not totally shame taylor swift so i hope she appreciates that. oh boy oh boy. but the whole night was fantastic and memorable!
my beautiful becca and me (sometimes i look 500 lbs but thats ok cuz the way i eat- i should be 500 lbs!!!)


Best WEEK in months
what i mean when i say this is.... nothing like the gospel. the priesthood. the holy spirit. and the comfort of our savior. ok short and sweet but the priority of my life :)

STILL GOTTA SHOUT OUT TO TAYLOR- we are tennis monsters. he is everything to my lil fragile heart. i love you tii!!! taylor man banana!


and i was told to include a lil caption about my beloved roommate and her boyfriend, Lance. so this is a line of i dont even know what for them but i was commanded and i am the most straight-edge obedient person i know!

Camping
I went camping this friday night. haven't gone camping since i was like..... in 4th grade. it was great and i saw LESS spiders out camping then i did in my own house. so that was nice. it was fun. fire dancing. sleeping under the stars. making s'mores. cooking weenies. telling ghost stories. not sleeping. being too scared to go to bathroom. oh good times. with some of my favorite ppl :)

my kelle belle! we bond it up and she is my prettiest best friend. its a shallow/unshallow relationship. like a swimming pool that is made for children but also divers! i love her!!
my lil skin head!!! one of the best friends that god put in my life <3
awwww prec! he is strong and still my lil skinhead. one month= 2 inches of hair. can't wait!
this IS the serial killer creepy pic of the night. hahaha. we used the natural resources for our wood. yay for cutting down trees. yeah ppl tell me i have an environment and animal problem!
annie and ben showed up! better late then never. yeah this is a foul pic but look at the cool light head thing i'm wearing!
the fire dancing begins!! yay! rain boots were essential obviously!
preparing our hot dogs before we started up our fire again. wrong order but there were still delicious!

Bowling with Garr and Kristi. LOVE THEM!!! and elsee- i want to babysit that firecracker. happy birthday on tuesday, kristi! and i cannot wait to bring my lil kittens home. those spiders will have met there match then! and i'm stoked to tie-dye anything white i own.

AND OF COURSE. my life and mind has been revolving around my favorite, beautiful, perfect neice AUBREY!!!



Thursday, September 10, 2009

Let's get this party started!

Alright- so many people have told me that my life is a joke. Well THANK YOU. That is a compliment because laughter is my favorite!!! So i just thought since my life is just sooooo busy these days- I'd start a blog.

Story of my life...... making retarded decisions that should put me in harm (and sometimes it does) but most of the time it just makes a great story for the grandkids!!!

Ok so four highlights of my week so far

AUBREY AUBREY AUBREY!!!
i am an aunt! my parents are old grand parents. my grandparents are great-grandparents. my favorite sister is a mom! AUBREY IS HERE!!! 7 lbs 8 ounces. thick black hair. caucasion (sp?). beautiful!!!!!!!


WELLS FARGO DRIVE-THRU!
so i recently just opened a wells fargo bank account! exciting i know. i'm growing up so fast..... yeah well i had to activate my debit card and since i was stranded at the university mall cuz my lil brother who is my everything, TAYLOR (you're on my blog- ur famous!), needed the car. i had a couple hours to kill (yes i realize that it prolly woulda taken me 20 minutes to walk home but um.... this is america- we don't walk anywhere) so yeah. i remembered that there was a wells fargo somewhere around so i went out searching for it- well i walked around the whole mall when it was really just a quick right- well that's embarassing for me but i got some excercise and go to talk to my mom and sister at the hospital in california for a while and complain about walking around the mall. anyway- i finally get to the wells fargo and can't find the normal ATM and only see the drive-thru. so what do i do?? yes yes i stand in line. a car in front of me and by the end of my wait- 2 cars behind me. and there i am just standing like a NERD in line. but my card is activated and now i can burn through my bank account like a utah fire in the heat of a summer's day!! yes i love it when someone sees me doing something bizarre and i put a smile on their face (that's what she said...)

MOTORCYLCE RED LIGHT!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE!! it was jamie's birthday so he wanted to go to yo zone. it was delicious and i don't even really like dairy or ice cream. anyway- on the way home i am driving a car full of my loves and we're at a red light and there are two guys in front of us on motorcylces and i turn to Annie, who is in shot gun, and i say- i will pay you 10 bucks to jump on one of those guy's bikes. and then a couple ppl in the back are shouting out some bids too. so she's up to about 20 bucks and she yells out the window- hey can i get a ride and they say YES. well in my mind- i'm like "SNAPS-i want a ride" and i'm also concerned for annie as well of course- i can't have her riding off by herself into the dark of night in scary provo so at the next red light they're stalling to catch the red light and slow down- i throw the car in park and me and annie both hope onto these guy's bikes. and some girl (i just met 20 minutes before) was gracious enough to drive my car home [safely without a scratch!!!] and anyway. me and annie got a great 30 minute ride on some sexy bikes and just had a great night and got some numbers and free-meals in the future. hahaha only in provo - but its like singapore says "just cuz there's low crime doesn't mean there's no crime" hahaha- it all turned out to be awesome tho :)

YOUTUBE DATE!!!
so last night after SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE premier for the sixth season. my cousin, LAURYN- who is my hero, ANNIE, and i are being nerds. anyway- annie is being productive on her computer and so i wanted to get my computer- well i'm just being useless and youtubing random crap and i start looking up oklahoma vs. byu wins and i see hilarious stampedes and dancing in provo from our victory night. well on one specific video there are these shirtless boys who are screaming about max hall being president of the USA instead of obama or something like that and then they start ranting how they're single and shout out a phone number.... what do i decide to do? oh you know it- i call them and another date opportunity. perfect. i already saw them with their shirts off so i have the advantage. hahahahah. oh gosh provo is hilarious.

even tho life can be hell- for some reason laughing makes it bearable. i hope i made you laugh and in my next adventure- i won't be dead in a ditch but instead laughing on my blog about the adrenaline rush! have a great week- you know i will ;)